I’m afraid we need to have an uncomfortable conversation regarding fantasy etiquette — and yes, I am communicating with you in my official capacity as a bewigged arbiter.
With the arrival of the fantasy postseason, certain courtesies must be observed by managers no longer competing for championships.
If you now find yourself in your league’s consolation bracket — well, first of all, we’re sorry. This newsletter obviously failed you to some extent. That’s our bad. Let’s hope it was more bad luck than bad advice.
But no matter the reasons for your placement in the consolation bracket … well, you’re there. The best outcome for you is something like seventh place, for which there is no trophy and certainly no payout.
Under these unfortunate circumstances — and here comes the uncomfortable part of the convo — we must ask you to please cease making waiver claims. It’s disruptive and, frankly, unbecoming. Let’s reserve the waiver process for those managers still battling for championships, please.
When someone in the consolation quarterfinals throws all remaining FAB resources at the week’s buzziest fantasy pickup, that manager just seems petty and petulant. They certainly do not come across as uber-competitive or hardcore. In some cases, they may appear to be engaged in collusion with another manager, possibly making adds at the behest of a title contender to block an opponent. Not a great look. Frowned upon.
Just to be clear, we are not suggesting that you avoid making free-agent pickups. We are only urging you to allow waivers to clear before leaping into the player pool. Yahoo offers up weekly ratings and grades, so we understand the pressure to continue setting respectable lineups.
Also, please know that if you are involved in a dynasty league, you are expected to remain active at all times, regardless of your record or playoff status. In a format like yours, the manager who added Sincere McCormick last week may end up keeping him for multiple seasons.
And another thing: We will, of course, allow exceptions to the no-waivers rule for anyone facing a potential last-place punishment. If you’re attempting to avoid 24 tough hours in some hellish food establishment, do whatever needs to be done. No judgement, no condemnation.
For the rest of the consolationists, however, it’s time to stand down. Have some dignity, people.
|